There are days when I am very happy without knowing why. Days when I am happy to be alive and breathing, when my whole being seems to be one with the sunlight, the color, the odors, the luxuriant warmth of some perfect sunny day. I live for these days, and on these days I like to wander alone into strange and unfamiliar places.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Christmas Hilarity!

This is utterly hilarious. Many thanks to BBE for the much-needed amusement today! I'm not sure if I think it's funny because people are so uptight and this is awesome, or because if you do not like Christmas, this is a funny way to express it rather than with complaints. Either way...I basically convulsed upon reading and viewing this:

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”




The original link is: http://wtfcalls.net/reddit/xmas_light_wtf.php

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